thatdudeemu:

sojetlife:

roxannemonologues:

I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back.

i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin

I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while We in church

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

basedgosh:

sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight

Wish me luck in this quiz today.

Studied, but I need every ounce of luck I can have.

gillfeesh:

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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a gif couldnt be more perfect for this post.

sandandglass:

Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, 1991.

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

zaynthegreekgod:

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