ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me
[when sad song with good beat comes on]
I dont want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
your follower count will determine the number of babies you’ll have with your icon
P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your gender identity on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.
Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once
SOMEONE SAID IT
yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris
Still my favourite scene
this show seriously tackles all issues