Someone needs to make a gif of that Miguel performance 

omfg lmao

pop icon?

guuuurllll????

donnermaysilee:

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

My dad dances like that when he’s drunk

Chris Brown still sucks ass though

amoying:

im only attracted to people who aren’t attracted to me

Fall Out Boy should preform

not these clowns

hello male followers

how do i convince boys to like me this is for science

(Source: )

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Hopefully this goes better than her other performances.

ps. who wants to bet they’re going to pan at taylor swift doing an awkward dance?

How is Psy or Pitbull rap?

Put two people in my ask and I’ll tell you which I’d rather sleep with.

(Source: olvidare)

Tracy Morgan makes me angry for some reason.