|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university|
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man|
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you|
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.|
Thoughts and prayers go out to the families of those poor souls aboard the missing airplane.
Based on radar I think that this plane crashed rapidly into the ocean, given that no stress signal was detected.
I hope that a miracle happens and that they’re all found safe.
when u starin at your crush and they catch u
hey, you there
i just wanted to tell you
that you’re super rad
and you’re cute when you smile
i love you
i’ll always be here for you if you ever need anyone
"every storm that comes also comes to an end"
When you see a great gifset that has grammar mistakes